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I have a teenager. In fact, I've had him for a year now and, I have to say, so far so good. But with another teenager just around the corner and a third only two years after that, I'm having to come to terms with the fact that my parenting days have taken a significant turn for the better. Or possibly the worse. Let's just say it's a turn into something and leave it at that for now.

However, with all new phases comes an opportunity to look back on how it's been, how far I've come and to assess what tricks - if any - I've got left up my sleeve. Fellow parents, sit back, relax and take a trip with me through the 5 Phases of Parenthood.

Phase One - Newborn Parent

With every firstborn child comes a newborn parent characterised by dog-tired eyes, a permanent look of WTF on its face and sporting Majamas - that good ol' maternity wear/pyjamas combo. (And yes, I mean the Dads too.) It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was an age of sleeplessness, it was an epoch of tears. Many have been there. Only the brave would return.

Phase Two - The Danger Zone

Picture the scene: you're two years in, your little one is happily eating solids, he's sleeping like a ... well ... baby, and most importantly you've got your boobs back. (And yes, I mean the Dads too.) You got this! In fact, you got this so much that you inadvertently cross over into the Danger Zone where memories of the first few months are instantaneously wiped from your brain and you end up having another one. D'oh!

Phase Three - The Juggler

You've hit your Five Year Parentaversary and find yourself in a permanent state of wondering whether or not you've fed the the dog. Until you realise that you don't have a dog, it's just baby number three hanging out of your legs. Mix that with other two who are in a constant fight for whatever attention you've got left and voila! You've reached the Juggling Years! Going for a walk with all three without losing one along the way, crossing a road with more kids than you have hands, and who to put in the naughty corner first are all predicaments you face daily. But who will win? Unfortunately, they decide!

Phase Four - Get Smart!

The toddlers have gone only to be replaced by small-sized people with full-sized personalities. And the questions to go with them. You gotta get smart to get through this stage! Why is the world round? Where do waves come from? And my personal favourite -

Mum, who was the first person on the planet?

Well nobody knows that for sure darling.

Can't you Google it?

Parents should have their own version of Google.

Poogle maybe?

Phase Five - The Golden Years

Now I know some of you may disagree with me (that's ok, we're all friends here) but this phase - the still a teen, not yet an adult phase - is the best of them all. The Golden Years, if you will. And I'm loving it! Interesting chats where they're doing the teaching, fab senses of humour that make me laugh out loud, and a strong sense of the amazing adults they'll one day become.


Oh man! Someone pass me a tissue! I'm gonna miss my monkeys when they leave. Sniff!


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Hi, I'm Orla Breeze and I've been assisting people along their Soul Journey since way back in 2001. From group meditations to private healing sessions to parenting groups to soul astrology readings, I've loved every minute of it. My passion lies in assisting others to find their door to expansion, growth and balance when it feels like all doors have been slammed shut! Get in touch if you'd like to work with me and together we can safely and joyfully navigate your significant Soul partnerships. (And yes, that does include the ones that are driving you crazy!) When I have some time for me, I love to read a lot, write a lot ... oh and take care of my three kids! Mustn't forget those pesky kids!

 

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